We've seen it a thousand times; your project is off the rails, your lead developer is AWOL or pacing in

We've seen it a thousand times; your project is off the rails, your lead developer is AWOL or pacing in circles reciting lines from Dr. Strangelove, the database just exploded, and the demo is in 16 hours! You don't just need your run of the mill development team, you need somewhere between a crime scene cleaner and an exorcist ... and you need them yesterday. We got you.