The “Don” Is a Con, Ohio! Fellow Ohioans. I’d be remiss If I gave this hack a good, or hell even a bus real review. This clown and his crew showed up in an Uber... That should have been my first clue. I am short. There I said it. The jocks in high school often sang; “Mikes a little tea pot short and stout, here is my penis, her is my [bean] sprout” Any who. The Don and crew seemed to be mocking me by dressing up in suits. Fools. He was a nice guy, until he refused to let me take his temperature upon entering my house. Then, I found him pork-in ’ my wife. All else was great. Very talented gentleman. Mikey

Good evening all— I hope everyone reading this is sitting down because what I am about to tell you is enough to film a Netflix documentary on. It was March 24th 2020, COVID -19 is amongst us. I called this hack as he was a recommendation from my cousin guido (who has ties with the Italian mob) . I chose not to indulge in the mafia lifestyle and wanted a kosher landscaping expierience. The Don seemed pleasent upon arrival. You “gosmithers”(rip) out there may of heard the rumors the employees wear full 3 piece suits.... those are not lies. The crew arrived at 8am promptly and got out of the dump truck dressed to impress. Upon ringing my door bell they stated they would be taking extreme measures against the ( ma ma ma myyyyy ) corona. They offloaded a skid full of mask and proceeded to waste all the mask (that could have been donaeted to our healthcare systems) by using them to cut my lawn and urinate and chuckle on the rest. I asked for a pool to be dug in my back yard and I noticed they offloaded a corpse from the van and buried it within the pool foundation. Upon their completion I called the police and needless to say if the don is now locked up. Please, do not call this hack job. He may seem friendly but it’s all a ploy. Stay safe everyone.