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Where do they find such complete idiots to make deliveries ? It has been rainy and stormy here on Long Island for the last 12 hours , so I posted a large note , using the clear back of a note card , on the inside of my storm window . My message , in heavy black marker , read : " Dear Driver , please…

Where do they find such complete idiots to make deliveries ? It has been rainy and stormy here on Long Island for the last 12 hours , so I posted a large note , using the clear back of a note card , on the inside of my storm window . My message , in heavy black marker , read : " Dear Driver , please put the box on Top of the bench at the Right , Under the eaves , so it don't get wet " . the words Top , Right and Under were all capitalized and underlined . For those who might have the misfortune of driving on the same road with this genius , I am relieved that he apparently can distinguish left from right . I trust that those who read this can figure it out .