Funny, if not down-right hilarious and often bawdy greeting cards for those folks with a slightly warped/twisted sense of humor.

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Beaver Cream greeting cards have been a favorite of the highly astute, clever, and knee-slapping crowd for over 7,000 years. We were actually the first Sumerian card manufactures in the world, and our works have been featured in every documentary ever made, (especially the ones showing red and inflamed baboon butts). You'll see why if you visit us. If you need to impress your friends and family with unique birthday cards, Christmas/holiday cards and occasion greeting cards, and if you have the good sense to know that sending a lame e-card is a pile of no-good, then this here site is for you. But heed the warning; Beaver Cream ain't for everybody.