Dave is a recovering CPA who's contemplating initiating a 12-step recovery program for frustrated career changers. He now teaches clients how to care for themselves physically and nutritionally, specializing in "The Lazy Man's Approach to Fitness: How to get fit with the least possible effort." Okay, okay. Wait. He does not discriminate. Women will also enjoy "The Lazy Woman's Approach to Fitness." Anyone wishing to learn how to get more out of life while still living their normal (read: "hectic," "no time for myself," "is this why I went to college?") life should contact Dave. To meet with him personally, you'll have to be somewhere close to Chicago or Milwaukee (he lives smack dab in between), but miracles are always possible in a long-distance relationship as well.